i wanna do that 6 selfie thing but i’ve got like waaaaay too many amazing selfies cannot choose im so sorry everyone it’s gonna take a while to narrow it down im so sorry im this good-looking and photogenic
Title: I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How To Dance With You
Album: Made of Bricks
i’m not gonna teach your boyfriend how to dance with you // kate nash
you are the girl that i’ve been dreaming of
ever since i was a little girl
getting spoken to as if i’m straight by straight people who assume everyone is straight, subsequently feeling like the world’s most useless and irritated secret agent
my dumb corporate job gave me a decent promotion with full-time hours and a pay raise, and then after they announced it my supervisor told me my lesson plans were really good, and then at the end of the day i was able to get a really difficult client to talk to me and follow directions and be nice to other clients when a week ago he literally spent the whole day sitting in one spot ignoring everyone. life ain’t so bad right now.
good morning! the sun is shining, the birds are chirping, everyone is trans and gay
Well not everyone… I’m happily straight… Oh wait, I might be bisexual, oh well, neither trans, not gay tho
Thanks for sharing
I’m uncomfortable when thing are not about me?